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spam email header of the day:

"Improve sperm flavour"

...

..... what are they gonna do, make it taste like vanilla icecream?

*snerk*

feeling amused
I am work
listening to la mia banda suona il rock - Laura Pausini

*incredibly amused*

belina! I can't believe you did that. Well, actually I can...*cough*

It wasn't glitter this time (maybe some of you remember that one), no.... she put CONFETTI in the package she sent me. And not just INSIDE the box, no, she put it also IN BETWEEN THE BOX AND THE PAPER SHE WRAPPED IT WITH!

That stuff goes everywhere, I swear. Red confetti all over my room. ^^;;;;;;

*snuggles

belina to pieces anyway, because YAY! package!* XD XD XD

You are crazy. Completely and utterly insane. I love you. ♥

feeling yep, still spammy
listening to Celine Dion - Pour que tu m'aime encore

...what happened to LJ over the last couple of days?

XD XD

Go here to find out.

Caution: It is not recommended to drink anything while reading this. You have been warned.

*wanders off, still laughing*

feeling amused
listening to Okane ga Nai Drama CD

...brought to you by Japan.

(ad - on my way to university)

(sweatshirt - clothes store in osaka)

I don't think further comments are necessary... XD

[Edit] I ventured to ff.net.... and found this in one of the summaries:

Rated M for lots of sexual jokes, immature humor, and bad spelling.

er....*cracks up*

feeling procrastinating
listening to haru wo daite ita drama cd

snatched from

chal

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Haraamis!

Women shoplift four times more frequently than haraamis.
The difference between haraamis and a village is that haraamis does not have a church.
If you cut haraamis in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
If you kiss haraamis for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
The porpoise is second to haraamis as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
Half a cup of haraamis contains only seventeen calories!
Haraamis is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
The average human spends about 30 days during their life in haraamis.
Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of haraamis.
Haraamis has a bifurcated penis!

...bifurcated...penis....

*dies, absolutely DIES*

feeling incredibly amused

First off, Happy 4th of July to all of you who celebrate it. ^_^

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random TMI statement of the day:

Wearing a thong under a short skirt makes you feel like you've got nothing underneath. ^^;

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much amusement from the following spam subject lines:

"why is his husband Sexuai dysfunction" *snerk*

"Increase your sperm volume by 500% " o.O;;

"Paris Hilton's boyfriend used these" ewwwwww!

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I love plums. <3

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[Edit] It's raining and I don't have an umbrella. -.-

feeling random

Don't know whether I should be amused or annoyed...^^;

Someone sent me a present and had the ~~funny~~ brilliant idea to fill the envelope with glitter.

There is glitter EVERYWHERE now... on the bed, on the floor, on my face, in my hair, on my hands, on my clothes, in the bathroom, in the hallway.... I think it hasn't made it into the kitchen yet...<_< , not sure though... I guess I will be sparkling and glittering for the rest of the year...-.-" Yet, I'm still amused. *shakes head*

feeling indescribable

...has reached new heights. XD

*highly amused*

( AIM snippet )

feeling procrastinating
listening to Harry Potter - GoF

They call them "Reedisu komikusu" ..... "Ladies' comics" .

XD XD XD

feeling amused

omfg..... ep 15 of Peacemaker Kurogane.... *dies laughing*

*gasps for air*

I don't think I've seen an anime episode that funny in quite some time....

*falls over laughing again*

feeling amused
listening to PMK ending

I think I just died laughing..... *holding her tummy*

I just have to share....

http://www.angelfire.com/rings/ttt-subtitles/

feeling amused
listening to Ayashi no Ceres OST

You have no idea what I'm talking about? You can find more here.

Yes, it's a challenge....XD

feeling amused
listening to The boy is mine

*is watching tv*

Kondom des Grauens.....(Condom of Doom)....

XD

XD XD

feeling amused

...but it amused me quite a bit.

( Sent to me by one of my co-workers )

feeling amused

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Entries tagged with amusing

gotta love spam

ahahaha! She did it again!

Been wondering...

More of Teh Funny...

XD XD

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Haraamis!

randomness

sparkle sparkle -.-"

The art of procrastination....

highly amused

bwahaha .... PMK 15!

X'D

For lev 'cause she brings me much amusement ... <3

dies laughing

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