You may have seen this already...

[haraamis]

...but it amused me quite a bit.



A woman was sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work drink with her
girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely
sexy, young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for
staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her: "I'll do anything,
absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20 - on one
condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man
replied,"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words!"

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed from
her purse a $20 bill, which she pressed into the young man's hand,
along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly,
meaningfully whispered:


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"Clean my house."