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[haraamis]

snatched from chal

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Haraamis!

1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than haraamis.
2. The difference between haraamis and a village is that haraamis does not have a church.
3. If you cut haraamis in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
4. If you kiss haraamis for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
5. The porpoise is second to haraamis as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
6. Half a cup of haraamis contains only seventeen calories!
7. Haraamis is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
8. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in haraamis.
9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of haraamis.
10. Haraamis has a bifurcated penis!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

...bifurcated...penis....

*dies, absolutely DIES*

Comments

::is dead from the funny::

[chal.livejournal.com]

No fair! I want a bifurcated penis too!

Re: ::is dead from the funny::

[haraamis.livejournal.com]

I'm more than happy to share...*smirks*

[iniq.livejournal.com]

You'll have to show me that... asset some time. ^_~

[haraamis.livejournal.com]

*leers* anytime...

[meritjubet.livejournal.com]

hmm, 30 minutes? *watches the perverts flock*

[haraamis.livejournal.com]

*innocently* I have no idea what you're talking about.

*is no pervert*

:P

[lil-1337.livejournal.com]

We must get you a church! Then you can be a village and those ppl can spend 3o days inside you.

[haraamis.livejournal.com]

churches? I've got plenty of those, believe me. I grew up next to one and am living 1 minute away from one in Bern. the meme lies. *firm nod* at least in that aspect. *smirk*

[wraiths-on-wing.livejournal.com]

Oh man, that was too funny.

*random hugs*

[haraamis.livejournal.com]

yes, quite funny indeed. XD

*snuggles* Have fun on your trip!

[wraiths-on-wing.livejournal.com]

*snugs* We did! Thanks!