You may have seen this already...

[haraamis]

...but it amused me quite a bit.



A woman was sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work drink with her
girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely
sexy, young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for
staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her: "I'll do anything,
absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20 - on one
condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man
replied,"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words!"

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed from
her purse a $20 bill, which she pressed into the young man's hand,
along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly,
meaningfully whispered:


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"Clean my house."

Comments

[iniq.livejournal.com]

:p

Hrm...

[herrdersylphen.livejournal.com]

Well , nice... but I know this the other way round...

Haven't laughed much about both ways, though...

Well I know my jokes aren't any better. But I tell you one I just read a while ago:


A man travels through a small village. It is getting dark, so he decides to take a room in a motel.
As he gets the roomkeys, he feels that he has a certain desire... he haven't had any woman since 3 weeks of traveling. So he asks the owner of the motel for that certain kind of "service".
The owner: "Sorry, mate, we don't have any women for this kinda business around her. But we have Bob..."
Man: " Bob? ... er.... well, no... thanks."

The man takes the keys and leaves. After a long hour of lying alon in his bed, his desire gets worse and worse. He finally decides, that this "Bob" couldn't be THAT bad if they keep him as offer... so he goes back to the owner of the motel.
Man: "Well... I've thought about it. Call this 'Bob' please..."
The owner: "Fine. That'll be 100 $, please."
Man: "ONE-HUNDRED? Well, I guess Bob is quite good..."
The owner: "Well, 50 bucks are for the mayor of this village. It isn't quite legal, you know..."
Man: "Oh... so 50 $ for Bob, that's still quite an amount. He can't be that bad then."
The owner: "Well... 30 bucks of the remaining 50 are for me to keep my mouth shut and to get new customers, you see..."
Man: "Oh, ok. So Bob only earns 20 $ then..."
...
The owner: "Nope. The remaining 20 bucks are for Jim and Allen who have to hold Bob tight, you know, Bob doesn't like it much....."

Not THAT good, I know.
Here's a macabre one:

Three man and a woman are castaways on a lonely island. After a few days, the men have a certain desire and make a deal with the woman. The four of them have quite fun a few days, but then suddenly the woman dies.
One week after that, the men nearly went mad...

Another week later, they nearly couldn't stand it any longer...

And another week after that...
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They buried the woman!!!!!!


Think about it... *yuk*

:-P