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haraamis ([personal profile] haraamis) wrote2006-01-18 08:00 am
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XD XD

snatched from [livejournal.com profile] chal

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Haraamis!

  1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than haraamis.
  2. The difference between haraamis and a village is that haraamis does not have a church.
  3. If you cut haraamis in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  4. If you kiss haraamis for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  5. The porpoise is second to haraamis as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  6. Half a cup of haraamis contains only seventeen calories!
  7. Haraamis is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
  8. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in haraamis.
  9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of haraamis.
  10. Haraamis has a bifurcated penis!
I am interested in - do tell me about


...bifurcated...penis....

*dies, absolutely DIES*

[identity profile] iniq.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
You'll have to show me that... asset some time. ^_~

[identity profile] haraamis.livejournal.com 2006-01-20 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
*leers* anytime...