gotta love spam

Friday, 17 August 2007 10:03 am
haraamis: (Wufei - Mischief)
spam email header of the day:

"Improve sperm flavour"


..... what are they gonna do, make it taste like vanilla icecream?

haraamis: (Beloved)
*incredibly amused*

[ profile] belina! I can't believe you did that. Well, actually I can...*cough*

It wasn't glitter this time (maybe some of you remember that one), no.... she put CONFETTI in the package she sent me. And not just INSIDE the box, no, she put it also IN BETWEEN THE BOX AND THE PAPER SHE WRAPPED IT WITH!

That stuff goes everywhere, I swear. Red confetti all over my room. ^^;;;;;;

*snuggles [ profile] belina to pieces anyway, because YAY! package!* XD XD XD

You are crazy. Completely and utterly insane. I love you. ♥

Been wondering...

Sunday, 22 January 2006 09:30 am
haraamis: (Wufei - Mischief)
...what happened to LJ over the last couple of days?


Go here to find out.

Caution: It is not recommended to drink anything while reading this. You have been warned.

*wanders off, still laughing*
haraamis: (Asleep)
...brought to you by Japan.

(ad - on my way to university)

(sweatshirt - clothes store in osaka)

I don't think further comments are necessary... XD

[Edit] I ventured to and found this in one of the summaries:

Rated M for lots of sexual jokes, immature humor, and bad spelling.

er....*cracks up*


Wednesday, 18 January 2006 08:00 am
haraamis: (well well)
snatched from [ profile] chal

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Haraamis!

  1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than haraamis.
  2. The difference between haraamis and a village is that haraamis does not have a church.
  3. If you cut haraamis in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  4. If you kiss haraamis for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  5. The porpoise is second to haraamis as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  6. Half a cup of haraamis contains only seventeen calories!
  7. Haraamis is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
  8. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in haraamis.
  9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of haraamis.
  10. Haraamis has a bifurcated penis!
I am interested in - do tell me about


*dies, absolutely DIES*


Monday, 4 July 2005 02:29 pm
haraamis: (black and white)
First off, Happy 4th of July to all of you who celebrate it. ^_^


random TMI statement of the day:

Wearing a thong under a short skirt makes you feel like you've got nothing underneath. ^^;


much amusement from the following spam subject lines:

"why is his husband Sexuai dysfunction" *snerk*

"Increase your sperm volume by 500% " o.O;;

"Paris Hilton's boyfriend used these" ewwwwww!


I love plums. <3


[Edit] It's raining and I don't have an umbrella. -.-
haraamis: (can't be serious)
Don't know whether I should be amused or annoyed...^^;

Someone sent me a present and had the funny brilliant idea to fill the envelope with glitter.

There is glitter EVERYWHERE now... on the bed, on the floor, on my face, in my hair, on my hands, on my clothes, in the bathroom, in the hallway.... I think it hasn't made it into the kitchen yet...<_< , not sure though... I guess I will be sparkling and glittering for the rest of the year...-.-" Yet, I'm still amused. *shakes head*
haraamis: (black and white)
...has reached new heights. XD

*highly amused*

AIM snippet )

*highly amused*

Saturday, 18 September 2004 11:53 am
haraamis: (Default)
They call them "Reedisu komikusu" ..... "Ladies' comics" .


bwahaha .... PMK 15!

Sunday, 9 May 2004 07:38 pm
haraamis: (mwehe)
omfg..... ep 15 of Peacemaker Kurogane.... *dies laughing*

*gasps for air*

I don't think I've seen an anime episode that funny in quite some time....

*falls over laughing again*


Monday, 26 April 2004 07:17 am
haraamis: (mwehe)
I think I just died laughing..... *holding her tummy*

I just have to share....
haraamis: (Wufei - Mischief - mady by Belina)

You have no idea what I'm talking about? You can find more here.

Yes, it's a challenge....XD

*dies laughing*

Saturday, 1 November 2003 02:00 am
haraamis: (Devious)
*is watching tv*

Kondom des Grauens.....(Condom of Doom)....


haraamis: (Devious)
...but it amused me quite a bit.

Sent to me by one of my co-workers )


haraamis: (Default)

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